"Australian Premier deploys 'COVID army' to conduct door-to-door testing using unapproved new tech"

Australian Premier Mark McGowan of Western Australia is deploying a Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) “testing” army to go door-to-door and collect swab samples from residents of Perth.

McGowan said he fears that the omicron (moronic) variant is still hiding in the community somewhere, so he wants government troops to randomly jam swabs up Aussies’ nasal cavities to try to find it.

About 875 people, reports indicated, are expected to get swabbed over the next two weeks as part of a collaboration between Telethon Kids and Curtin University.

The Western government confirmed that numerous suburban communities around Perth, including Belmont, Bassendean, Claremont, and Melville, will be probed as part of the testing sweep.

The testing protocol being used, however, is something that has never been seen before. This one called Loop Mediated Isothermal Amplification (LAMP), is entirely experimental and has not even been approved by the Therapeutic Goods Administration (TGA), which is Australia’s version of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).

“LAMP tests can be used for ‘screening purposes’ only and those who test positive will need to get an official PCR test to confirm their result,” reports explained.

Area residents, upon hearing the news, expressed outrage along with warnings to McGowan to keep his government goons far away from their homes and neighborhoods.

“Not coming on my property,” one of them wrote on social media.

“Not interested – it’s invading our privacy,” wrote another.

“If I’m not showing symptoms, I’m not doing a test,” said someone else.

McGowan claims that the program is “voluntary,” but time will tell if Perth-area residents end up getting harassed and coerced into complying, should they be “randomly” chosen as part of the sweep.

In a statement, McGowan fearmongered about reaching another “caseload peak” of moronic, which he says will be followed by a “hospitalization peak.”

“I think what this shows, certainly the low hospitalization rate and the low rate of ICU (cases), is that our preparedness and our high first, second and third dose vaccination rates have paid huge dividends,” he added.

In the coming weeks, McGowan said he will decide whether or not to ease the area’s level-two restrictions, which include capacity limits at private homes and public venues.

“I’m very keen for level two to be reduced back to level one but we’ll just see how we’re tracking towards the end of this month,” McGowan said...